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Sam nevergonnatellumylastname
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United States
My real life friends - :iconbambie612: :iconimmaturemadhouse:
artist i look up to - :iconulrica29: :iconhumon: :iconhelicopter-sheep: :iconnerviris:

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns have to have something to do with it, because if you just stood there and said BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in.

If you've ever ran into a tree copy and repost this

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.

If you've ever tripped on air repost this

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!

The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.

For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile

Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

If you think the CoCo Puffs bird should go to rehab repost this

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train

My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone.

Hate is easy. Love takes courage.

If you met my family, you'd understand

Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I walk into walls.

One of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you.

The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.

People who say anything is possible, haven't tried to slam a revolving door

Copy and repost this if you walk into doors/walls like normal people drink water.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory

I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this.

Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow!

A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?

Chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question copy and repost.

Perfection is overrated.

If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honor student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!

A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again.

I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

If you hate racism, repost this.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was the boy you were going to marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside

I agree with the dictionary
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying
Friendship before Love

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling?

Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it.

Racism is also wrong! Don't be a racist!

If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high, repost this

The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy

If you know your best friend is for life without a doubt, copy this onto your profile.

I ran with scissors and lived!


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ImmatureMadHouse Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sam, omg, I miss you dude! D:
ImmatureMadHouse Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
1997ashleymarykate Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ehsan84 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
thanks for the fav

hope you visit my fan page too :) [link]
SytheMeisterLily Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Can i ask for a little help from my trusty watchers?? :aww:
I would like to make my teacher's little boy go viral with his awesomeness and i need help spreading it around the internet!! :dummy:
I want him to make it to RayWilliamJohnson! And it would really help a lot if you could send this to a few friends and have them pass it on?? :meow: If you could help that would be sooo awesome!! :heart:

octolover900 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
you have been tagged!
Clamp101 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy New Year ^^
TheLostHype Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011  Professional General Artist

Thank you very much for the watch! I hope that you'll enjoy my future works!

Have a great day!
ilovemeXD001 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
thanks for the :+fav: n.n
I-Teach-You-Ha Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011  Hobbyist
hey there, long time no see
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